A no bullshit launching system that’s repeatable, tweakable, scalable and recyclable. 

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I GET IT

when it comes to entrepreneurship, you want a couple things: 

THING ONE:
You’ve got that fire in your belly🔥🔥.
You have a big-scary-income-target for the year, and you’re ready for the financial, time, and location freedom it will bring. 

But maybe you’re feeling like in order to hit that income goal you need to be constantly selling, marketing, and researching all the ways to get your offer out there…

and it’s distracting you from thing two. 

THING TWO:
You got into entrepreneurship for YOUR CRAFT.
Not to become a full time marketer.

What if there was a way to spend more time doing the things you love
(like developing your craft, getting incredible results for your clients, creating)

AND...

  • Wake up to paypal notifications🤑🤑
  • Watch your socials and emails fly out while you just show up and serve 🤯
  • Have your entire backend system set up so that launch delivery is automatic🚀 (think emails, socials, onboarding etc)
  • Work from anywhere (I’ve had 2 of my biggest launches while in Mexico and Lisbon) ✈️
  • AND hit your income goal in just a 3 week period each quarter.

THAT'S WHERE LIVE LAUNCHING COMES IN

As soon as I saw the sexy payday after my first Live Launch I fell in love 🥰 with launching.

But there was still one major problem...

I quickly got sick of coming up with a whole new launch quarter after quarter.🥱🥱 
Not only was it a lot of work, but before each new launch, I was stressed and worried that something wouldn’t resonate. I was in a cycle of throwing things against the wall to see what would stick and it felt like I was always starting from scratch.

I'M WAY TOO LAZY FOR THAT

So I looked for a way to create a launch strategy that I could create ONCE, then test, tweak, and perfect. And the cherry on top? Once I created my first Lazy Launch I was able to reuse and recycle ♻️ most of the assets I already created, every quarter. 

And now, I'm sharing it with you

The Lazy Girl’s Guide to Launching teaches you the SAME model I used when I had 500 ppl on my email list AND when I had 15,000 ppl. 

Bill Gates once said:
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

As an *official* lazy girl, I’d say he was on to something.

Lazy Girl's Guide to Launching is a go-at-your-own-pace program consisting of our highest converting launch strategies, emails, webinars, templates and frameworks.

Inside is the exact system of launching that allows me to focus on creative parts of my biz 70% of the year, and only sell 30%

COMPREHENSIVE VIDEO TRAININGS

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ESSENTIAL WORKBOOKS & COPY TEMPLATES

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DONE FOR YOU SCRIPTS, TEMPLATES & PROVEN PROCESSES 

HERE'S HOW IT ALL BREAKS DOWN

phase one: mind

In this first month, you’ll create a bulletproof launch strategy AND prepare your mindset to show up as the thought leader who executes this launch with confidence.

Here’s what we’ll cover:

  • Plan your organized launch strategy from top to bottom
  • Forecast launch numbers so you can hit ‘em with ease 
  • Implement your upsell and downsell strategy to get the most out of your launch period
  • Make your sales page SICK and get clear on your unique value proposition so that it’s obvious “HELL YES”  to your audience 
  • Plus, prep yourself and plan for self-sabotage patterns that (always) come up in a launch so you know how to navigate them like a launch master

phase two: grow

In month two, we’ll focus on growing an audience who is excited and waiting in line for your launch. 

Here’s what we’ll cover:

  • Create your growth assets to grow a community that has the problem your product solves
  • Create your organic and paid marketing strategy to grow your email list and audience with hot leads 
  • Write and schedule highly converting launch copy so that it automatically sends when the time comes. You’ll be way ahead of the game (and your sneaky sabotage) by writing all launch copy using my plug-and-play framework in Month Two
  • Plus: Plan, write, and schedule your compelling launch socials that will have your audience sliding into your DMs, and wondering “how is she everywhere!?”

phase three: nourish

In month three, we make sure that your audience sees you as the GO TO person to solve their current problem and that they understand your unique philosophy on solving that problem. 

Here’s what we’ll cover:

  • My tried-and-tested webinar strategy for creating a launch event that converts (and doesn't end in crickets) 
  • My signature Pre-Launch-Hype strategy that ensures people are ready & waiting to buy on launch day 
  • PLUS: Perfect your SALES PITCH, gone are the days of bashfully talking about your offer. You’ll begin showing up with AUTHORITY asap, ready to sell like a pro during launch month (that’s productivity)

phase four: offer

This Month is all about Launch execution. Take up space online, showcase your offer and change lives this month. Then, rest, recycle and repeat.

Here’s what we’ll cover:

  • Real time SHOWING TF up as the thought leader and problem solver in your niche
  • Steal my “Launch Fuels” that can take your launch to the next level (while knowing that your bread and butter strategy is doing the work on autopilot)
  • Complete a full Launch Debrief where we analyze what worked, what needs improving and tracking EXACTLY what numbers you can anticipate next time you live launch your offer 
  • The Recycle Method- exactly how to re-use 90% of the work you just created for all future Lazy Launches without sounding like a broken record!

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Get bonus access to our “ Lazy Launch Accelerator Suite” that includes:

(valued at $1299)

Launch (and pre-launch) planning workbooks, email marketing scripts, social-selling templates, sales page-audit checklist, webinar framework & slide templates, and recyclable project plans to make launching less overwhelming and more profitable (again and again)

GRAB YOUR SPOT IN LAZY GIRLS GUIDE TO LAUNCHING

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Here are just some of the strategies you’ll learn:

  •  A lazy launch plan that creates SOLD OUT launches, but also leverages upsells and downsells to make you even more cashola for your launch effort. 😏
  • How and when to send sales emails, PLUS “be everywhere” with a social strategy that blows up your DMs without draining your life force. 🔥
  • A high converting webinar strategy to leverage your time and start making sales before your cart even officially opens. 🤑
  • Rock solid post-launch strategy for you to analyze, recycle, and scale. 📈  

GRAB YOUR SPOT IN LAZY GIRLS GUIDE TO LAUNCHING

A no bullshit launching system that’s repeatable, tweakable, scalable + recyclable. 

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By the end of this program you will..

  •  Have a productive launch strategy to recycle and scale this process quarter after quarter. 
  • Become the type of entrepreneur who makes a big, scary, sales goal and knows exactly how to hit it. (predictability is sexy)

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Hey, I'm Alyssa

Productivity Strategist for the baddest b*tches on the internet, leader of the freedom rebellion, and creator of Lazy Girl's Guide to Launching.  

Consider me your “left-brain”, behind the scenes, silent productivity partner to allow you to work fewer hours in your business while getting more done and making a bigger impact (and more money).

I'M PULLING BACK THE CURTAIN AND SHOWING YOU MY EXACT LAZY LAUNCH STRATEGY

👇 CHECK OUT SOME RESULTS CLIENTS HAVE HAD USING THIS LAUNCH SYSTEM 👇 

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FAQ’S

Q:  I’VE LAUNCHED BEFORE AND I WAS TOTALLY BURNT OUT. HOW MUCH WORK IS THIS GOING TO BE?

Going through this initial launch will take work but this program is designed to make it as easy as possible (and incorporates a totally smooth and relaxed launch period). The Lazy Model says: We’re willing to do the work, but only once. Then, lather, rinse, repeat.

IS THERE A PAYMENT PLAN?

Yes, click here to see our flexible payment options.

I’VE ALREADY ANNOUNCED MY PROGRAM AND HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH CLIENTS IN THIS OFFER - WILL THIS WORK FOR ME?

Yes! What you’re describing is a “product launch” or maybe you think of “launching your website” which is when you open the doors for the first time on this product - LIVE LAUNCHING is different. It's an active sales period that you generally have 2-4x per year (think Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale but nix the discount vibes and unrealistic body standards) where you're promoting and enrolling for 1 specific offering for a limited amount of time. Think of a live launch as being ON THE GAS. This plus urgency prompts your audience to take action - meaning you spend less time selling and more time cashing in...

I'M AN MPQ ALUM SHOULD I JOIN?

Yes! When it comes to launching, I was only able to skim the surface in MPQ. LGGL is us going DEEP into EACH phase of a sold-out-launch, and you’ll already have the perfect foundation.

WHEN DO WE START?

This program is designed for you to go at your own pace, you have full access to the material as soon as you join.

I'M NOT CLEAR ON MY OFFER SHOULD I JOIN?

Lazy Girl’s Guide to launching will absolutely help you with sales pages, writing copy, and more but you’ll get the best results from this course if you already have a program or offer that you believe in because we’ll be moving quickly into the launch phase.

I’VE NEVER LAUNCHED BEFORE, IS IT TOO SOON FOR ME TO JOIN?

NO WAY! This is made for you! As long as you have a sexy offer that you want to create live launches for, then you’ll excel through LGGL.

MY LAST LAUNCH WAS A FLOP AND I DIDN'T GET THE RESULTS I WANTED. WILL THIS BE DIFFERENT?

Yes! If you didn't hit your targets in your last launch, maybe because you didn't have a fool-proof strategy, or you just threw it together (no shame, taking action is what's up). LGGL will hand you the strategy AND take your launches to the next level.

GRAB YOUR SPOT IN LAZY GIRLS GUIDE TO LAUNCHING

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